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LA Kush Cake, also known as “Los Angeles Kush Cake” and “LA Kush Cake #11,” is a hybrid marijuana strain. This cross of the popular Wedding Cake and Kush Mints comes from Liberty Health Sciences and Seed Junky Genetics. La Kush Cake is an indica-dominant strain that smells like vanilla and has an earthy peppermint taste. It’s an easy, smooth hitter, and effects take a while to come on. This is a beautiful flower, with green and purple buds covered in frosty trichomes. It’s great for relaxing and winding down at the end of the night without much else to do.

The show stopping sweetness and touch of tart that create the perfect balance of blueberry and raspberry on your palette. Dazzle your tastebuds till the very last puff. With custom-built hardware, our 510 thread carts are smooth and delicious until the last hit.

Batch is committed to delivering unmatched quality and precision. Sourced from locally grown cannabis, each batch undergoes meticulous distillation to ensure each hit is smooth and potent. Crafted with care in our fully integrated facility, our 100% uncut, small-batch cannabis cartridges are tailored for the modern cannasseur, offering full-spectrum cannabinoid and terpene profiles that elevate the cannabis experience. Nothing but nature, nice.

Punchy grape zing with a sweet finish. With grape power comes grape responsibility.

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Batch is committed to delivering unmatched quality and precision. Sourced from locally grown cannabis, each batch undergoes meticulous distillation to preserve its distinctive terpene profile and potency. Crafted with care in our fully integrated facility, our 100% uncut, small-batch cannabis cartridges are tailored for the modern cannasseur, offering full-spectrum cannabinoid and terpene profiles that elevate the cannabis experience. Nothing but nature, nice.

A harmonious blend of sweet berries. This shwazzberry tastes like shwazzberry! With custom-built hardware, our 510 thread carts are smooth and delicious until the last hit.

Batch is committed to delivering unmatched quality and precision. Sourced from locally grown cannabis, each batch undergoes meticulous distillation to ensure each hit is smooth and potent. Crafted with care in our fully integrated facility, our 100% uncut, small-batch cannabis cartridges are tailored for the modern cannasseur, offering full-spectrum cannabinoid and terpene profiles that elevate the cannabis experience. Nothing but nature, nice.

Full-bodied, juicy peach profile with a hint of exotic Mango. Millions of peaches, peaches and weed, millions of peaches, peaches for me. With custom-built hardware, our 510 thread carts are smooth and delicious until the last hit.

Batch is committed to delivering unmatched quality and precision. Sourced from locally grown cannabis, each batch undergoes meticulous distillation to ensure each hit is smooth and potent. Crafted with care in our fully integrated facility, our 100% uncut, small-batch cannabis cartridges are tailored for the modern cannasseur, offering full-spectrum cannabinoid and terpene profiles that elevate the cannabis experience. Nothing but nature, nice.

Like the ancient sage himself, Confucius Kush offers a balanced perspective. It harmoniously intertwines earthy wisdom with subtle notes of sweet serenity. Imagine the rich aroma of fertile soil after a spring rain, grounding your senses with its deep, woody foundation. Interwoven with this are delicate whispers of herbal sweetness, like the subtle fragrance of blooming tea leaves carried on a gentle breeze.

Lineage: Kush Mints x Tokyo Snow x Tropicana Banana

Top Terpenes: Limonene, ß-Caryophyllene, ß-Myrcene, Linalool, a-Pinene

Hash Notes: Honey Bunches Of Tokes

Lineage: Jokerz #31 x Apples and Bananas

Terpene Profile: Myrcene, Ocimene, Alpha-Pinene, Limonene, Beta-Caryophyllene

Feel Good State: Energy, Happiness

Aroma: Overripe Banana, Sweet Apples, Earthy Kush

Flavor: Sweet Fruit, Dessert, Funky Kush

Effects: Happy, Euphoric, Uplifted

Goofiez is a high-energy hybrid delivers big flavor, effects, and even bigger laughs. This strain is a wild cross of Jokerz #31 x Apples & Bananas and brings the perfect mix of fruity sweetness and full-bodied potency. If you are looking to unwind, get a little goofy, or just vibe out, this strain should be in your goodie bag!

The aroma is intoxicating— it embodies a sweet, fruity dessert explosion with overripe funk so loud it almost stings your nose. One whiff, and you might start feeling goofy before you even spark it. The big, bold buds showcase colors ranging from deep purples and greens, electric lime accents, and fiery orange hairs cutting through like a neon sign at a funhouse.

Packed with Myrcene and Ocimene, Goofiez is known to kick things off with a light, floaty head rush, while Alpha Pinene and Limonene keep you uplifted, giggly, and grinning like you’re in on the best joke ever. Beta Caryophyllene is said to bring just enough grounding to keep you from floating off completely—but let’s be real, you’re here for the ride.

Bold, vibrant, and impossible to ignore—Goofiez is a trip you won’t forget. Let loose, and don’t be surprised if you find yourself laughing at absolutely nothing.

LA Kush Cake, also known as “Los Angeles Kush Cake” and “LA Kush Cake #11,” is a hybrid marijuana strain. This cross of the popular Wedding Cake and Kush Mints comes from Liberty Health Sciences and Seed Junky Genetics. La Kush Cake is an indica-dominant strain that smells like vanilla and has an earthy peppermint taste. It’s an easy, smooth hitter, and effects take a while to come on. This is a beautiful flower, with green and purple buds covered in frosty trichomes. It’s great for relaxing and winding down at the end of the night without much else to do.

WiFi Cookies, also known as White Fire Cookies, is a remarkable sativa strain born from the union of Girl Scout Cookies (GSC) and White Fire OG. This unique genetic blend brings together the sweet, sugar-like aroma of GSC with the earthy, floral, and spicy notes inherited from OG Kush. The result is a complex and enticing flavor profile featuring hints of menthol, citrus, and chocolate that captivate the senses.

The effects of WiFi Cookies are as dynamic as its heritage. The sativa dominance from White Fire OG infuses the strain with uplifting and cerebral qualities, inspiring an intense euphoria and cheerful state of mind. Users often report a relaxed yet focused mental state, making it ideal for creative pursuits or social interactions. The influence of GSC adds a mellow undertone, balancing the energetic effects with a soothing sense of relaxation.

With a rich terpene profile that includes Caryophyllene, Limonene, Myrcene, Humulene, and Nerolidol 2, WiFi Cookies offers an aromatic blend of citrus, lemon, earthy, and diesel notes. These terpenes not only contribute to its distinctive flavor but also enhance the overall experience by promoting feelings of relaxation and euphoria. WiFi Cookies stands out as a strain that combines the best of its parent genetics, delivering an engaging experience that delights both the mind and body.

Strain Type: Sativa
Lineage: [WiFi, aka White Fire] x [Girl Scout Cookies]
Breeder: Philosopher Seeds
Terpene Profile: Caryophyllene, Limonene, Myrcene, Humulene, Nerolidol 2
Top Reported Strain Effects: Cerebral, Relaxing, Euphoric, Social, Mellow
Top Report Strain Flavors: Citrus, Menthol, Chocolate, Earthy, Diesel

Gallop into good vibes with Pineapple Unicorn, a sativa-dominant cannabis strain that captivates the senses with its enchanting effects and tantalizing flavors. Drawing from the lineage of Pineapple Express and Unicorn Kush, Pineapple Unicorn offers a magical experience like no other. With its primary terpenes including myrcene, caryophyllene, limonene, humulene, and guiaol, this strain boasts a complex aroma profile with notes of tropical fruit, earthy spice, and zesty citrus.

In addition to its captivating flavors, Pineapple Unicorn delivers a euphoric and energizing high that invigorates the mind and uplifts the spirit. The sativa-dominant genetics of this strain ensure a cerebral experience characterized by heightened creativity, focus, and motivation. Whether embarking on a creative project or simply seeking inspiration, Pineapple Unicorn provides the perfect companion for moments of clarity and exploration. Meanwhile, its subtle indica influence lends a gentle sense of relaxation to the body, allowing for a balanced and harmonious experience that leaves you feeling refreshed and revitalized.

As you gaze upon the buds of Pineapple Unicorn, you’ll be mesmerized by their beauty. Dense and resinous, these nugs are adorned with vibrant green hues and fiery orange pistils, creating a visual spectacle that mirrors the magic within. Whether enjoyed for its enchanting effects or admired for its stunning appearance, Pineapple Unicorn is sure to leave a lasting impression on all who encounter it.

Strain Type: Sativa Hybrid

Lineage: [Pineapple Express] x [Unicorn Kush]

Breeder: Original Breeder Unknown

Primary Terpene Profile: Myrcene, Caryophyllene, Limonene, Humulene, Guiaol

Top Reported Strain Effects: Euphoric, Focused, Creative, Relaxed

Top Reported Strain Flavors: Tropical, Fruity, Spicy, Earthy, Woody

Dr. Funkenstein, also known as “Dr. Funk,” is an indica-dominant hybrid strain cultivated by Royal King Seeds. Born from the legendary union of Blueberry and Bubba Kush, this strain captures the best qualities of its renowned parentage. Dr. Funkenstein offers a flavorful journey that delights the palate with a blend of sweet berry notes and earthy sharpness, reflecting its rich genetic heritage.

The strain’s primary terpene profile includes Myrcene, Pinene, and Caryophyllene, contributing to its distinctive flavors and effects. Myrcene enhances the sweet, fruity aroma and promotes a sense of relaxation. Pinene introduces subtle pine undertones that can uplift and refresh the senses, while Caryophyllene adds a spicy hint that elevates the overall taste experience. This harmonious combination results in a flavor profile featuring berry, blueberry, cheesy, and sweet notes that make each encounter with Dr. Funkenstein uniquely enjoyable.

Dr. Funkenstein is celebrated for inducing a multifaceted experience that pleasantly envelops both mind and body. Users often report an onset of euphoria and cerebral stimulation, fostering feelings of happiness and creativity. As the journey continues, it gradually transitions into a powerful body sensation that promotes deep relaxation and a laid-back state. This progression may lead to increased appetite and a gentle inclination toward introspection, accompanied by a soothing, sleepy feeling. Drawing from its Blueberry and Bubba Kush lineage, Dr. Funkenstein offers a well-rounded experience that balances uplifting mental effects with calming physical relaxation.

Strain Type: Hybrid
Lineage: [Blueberry] x [Bubba Kush]
Breeder: Royal King Seeds
Primary Terpene Profile: Myrcene, Pinene, Caryophyllene
Top Reported Strain Effects: Happy, Creative, Hungry, Sleepy, Euphoric
Top Reported Strain Flavors: Berry, Blueberry, Cheesy, Sweet, Earthy

Violet Fog is an indica-dominant hybrid strain resulting from the cross between Grape Gasoline and Khalifa Mints. This unique blend combines the sweet and fruity grape flavors of Grape Gasoline with the spicy and minty undertones of Khalifa Mints, creating a complex and intriguing flavor profile. The aroma is notably pungent, featuring heavy overtones of ripe grapes accented by skunky and spicy notes.

The strain’s terpene profile includes Myrcene, Limonene, Caryophyllene, Linalool, and Geraniol. Myrcene contributes to the earthy and musky aspects of the flavor, promoting a sense of relaxation. Limonene adds a citrusy zest, uplifting the overall aroma. Caryophyllene introduces a spicy kick, while Linalool offers subtle floral hints that enhance the sweetness. Geraniol further amplifies the fruity and floral characteristics, rounding out the sensory experience with its pleasant fragrance.

Violet Fog is known for its hazy and uplifting effects. Users often report a sense of unfocused happiness that can lead to lightheartedness and giggles. As the experience unfolds, a deep relaxation may settle in, promoting a calm and sleepy state. This combination of mood-enhancing and soothing effects makes Violet Fog an ideal choice for unwinding after a long day, offering a peaceful transition into a restful evening.

Strain Type: Indica-Dominant Hybrid 
Lineage: [Grape Gasoline] x [Khalifa Mints] 
Breeder: Unknown 
Primary Terpene Profile: Myrcene, Limonene, Caryophyllene, Linalool, Geraniol
Top Reported Strain Effects: Hazy, Uplifted, Relaxed, Giggly, Sleepy 
Top Report Strain Flavors: Grape, Skunky, Spicy, Sweet